America: Land of the Enslaved, Home of the Insane

Frustrated.

I'm beginning to think this country, my country; the United States is slowly & steadily going insane and hence, slowly circling the drain like a freshly flushed toilet. Case in point - Was walking the dogs this morning (on the sidewalk) and was stopped by two cops on bikes. They needed to inform me that residents of the neighborhood have been complaining about people walking, jogging etc on the bike lanes in the street and if caught doing so, we could be fined. Fined? Seriously? For walking?

Fast forward 2 hours. I'm working on my computer and the news is on in the background. A news story caught my attention. The city of Scottsdale, Arizona has enacted a law that will fine you $750 dollars AND (not or) JAIL TIME for committing one of the most despicable crimes I've ever heard of:

Feeding ducks.

Yes, if you're caught with your children enjoying a day at the park with a bag of stale bread for your kids to feed the ducks with, plan on spending at least one night in the clink and forking over a huge chunk of change. What an absolute disgrace. All of this after our joke of a president pretty much came out and paved the way for amnesty for illegals. How quaint.

America - Land of the Enslaved, Home of the Insane. Welcome to the Police State.

Honor 42...

To start off – yes. I will be honoring 42 today. But I’ve always had an uncomfortable uneasiness about the whole “honor 42″ movement. Pat Tillman was a patriot. Although I would question the manner of his death as “heroic” as Pat was killed by friendly fire during a period of confusion between two allied groups. War truly is hell.

But I digress. That isn’t the purpose of this post.

The purpose of this post is to be careful and not wear those blinders too tightly. Pat Tillman was but one death in over 3,500 casualties since the Iraq war began on 3/19/2003. Every one of those casualties is as equally important as Pat’s loss. Do the right thing and Honor 42 but also do not forget :

George R Roehl – Age 21 – Pfc. Army – Died 4/11/2006

Scott L. Kirkpatrick – Age 26 – Sgt. Army – Died 8/11/2007

Emilio J Campo – Age 20 – Spc. Army – Died 6/6/2011

Erin L McLyman – Age 26 – Pfc Army – Died 3/13/2010

To name but a very small few who died in such a senseless & unjust war.

Yes, Pat gave up an illustrious NFL career to go and fight for his country. Don’t forget, every one of those kids gave up something to go and fight for their country. Unfortunately, the end result was giving up their lives. So Honor 42; but also take the time to honor the 3500+ souls that are no longer with us.

I'm still alive!

Yea, yea... I'm still alive!

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Peace!

S.j.N

TREK CON 2006!!

Was asked to link up my trip to Trek CON! Back in 2006, I had the geek trip of a life time!

Met a ton of Trek "icons" as well as some other Sci-Fi notables. My personal favorite was Ray Park! He was the most personable guy I've ever met!

Check it out here!

TREK CON 2006!

Enjoy!!!

By the way, this site it rarely used anymore. If you want to check in on what SjN is doing, head on over to my OFFICIAL SITE! It's linked over there on the right!

SjN

What's Next!! What's next!!! What's Next!!!

Ever wanted to get something off your chest but felt that your rant would be somewhat ummmm.... controversial? Well, let Drinking With Bob do it for you!!

This guy is outrageous! I want to say up front that if you are easily offended, stay away, far away from Bob. He pulls no punches on topics like: Driving With Cellphones, Child Molesters & Paris Hilton. But he lays it out how it should be.

"In your face" honesty.

Some of my favorites? Well, Illegal Immigrants & Gas Companies are just a couple of the notables that Bob Screams about. Yea, there will be some topics that you flat out will disagree with but the beauty of freedom in the United States is Bob's right to rant...

Go BOB!!!

--SjN

The ULTIMATE Lightsaber Duel

What happens when you mix 2 parts Nerd, 2 parts Lightsabres with a splash of DVCAM and a whole lot of time?

Well, YOU GET THE BEST LIGHTSABRE DUEL KNOWN TO ALL GEEKDOM!

Guys, this is awesome. After I watched this, I just sat there speechless. You talented nerds out there need to start producing more of this great stuff! You know who I'm talking about - cough...cough...herbertmidgley...cough...cough!!!

This gem treats you to five, count 'em FIVE heart pounding, sabre welding, force pushing minutes of solid sabre duel! Just enough to get a geek salivating! So, without further adieu, click the link already!!!

Hope you all enjoy this little tidbit of Geek Fantasy.

--SjN

- And The Universe Was In Harmony...

ahhhhhh.... Geeky, IR transmitting, universally programmable, JPG & GIF supporting, couch potato loving...

GOODNESS!!

Thats right. Today, I picked up a Logitech Harmony 880 Universal Remote Control. I gotta tell you the truth. I think the clouds parted, angels sung on high, and beams of celestial energy shown upon the awesomness that is the Harmony 880. GET THIS REMOTE!

I've been kicking around the idea of picking up a universal remote for quite some time now. I've been getting tired of juggling remote controls around every time I want to watch a DVD. Now, after setting up the Harmony, I merely press ONE BUTTON and instantly my TV turns on and changes to the correct input, the receiver turns on and switches to DVD/LD and last but not least, the DVD fires up and awaits that oh so, precious Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire DVD! Need to turn down those lights to enjoy that Potter? No problem, just add some X-10 modules to the lamps. BAM! Instant Harmony-controlled lighting!

The LCD screen is customizable with buttons, wallpapers and other dittys that make any geek quiver with excitement. It's all accessable via Logitech's website and a USB cable with the remote attached. Yes, you heard that right. The remote is configured via the Internet. (insert man grunt here...)

Heck, the only thing thats missing is the LCARS Ships Computer requesting further instructions! If you've been shopping for a remote to make your digital life easier, definately check out the Harmony 880!

Gonna go play with my remote some more. I've just gotta find out what this "stun" setting is for!
SjN

Welcome To The Suck...

This is AWESOME! Was surfing over on Leo Laporte's TWiT website and I stumble across this.

I gotta tell ya, I develop a love for those soldiers more and more everyday. Twiter's even manage to get their geeks on in the midst of "The Suck".

Not only are they saving my sorry hyde from the ravages of terrorism, they're promoting the TwiT ARMY as well! It's good to know Leo Laporte and the geeks over at Revision3 are providing some good entertainment for the soldiers. Heck, I'd be thrilled if some of them tune in to my favorite cast - Return Of Whatever! I'm sure Herb and Amit would hit the ceiling if they knew that.

The guys & gals need something to get them away from that nightmare if only for an hour or so. Kudo's to you podcasters! Well, I'm off to go backup up some GMail accounts. Until next I bang on this keyboard -

Welcome To The Suck...
SjN

Welcome To The Asylum...

The Twitch Asylum that is. I just discovered another FANTASTIC Podcast! It's called Twitch Asylum Video Game Radio. They cover all things gaming. Their latest cast is episode ..2. The focus is retro gaming on the Atari and they actually interview HOWARD SCOTT WARSHAW!!

Wha?? Don't know who Howard Scott Warshaw is? HSW created games for the Atari 2600. Most notably, Yar's Revenge, Raiders Of The Lost Ark and E.T! The interview was awesome! Hearing Howard talk about the glory days at Atari HQ, creating games, goofing off and experimenting in the latest psychedelic substances makes for a fantastic addition to Howard's DVD - Once Upon Atari.

By the way, if your a retro gaming / Atari fan, you DEFINITELY will not want to miss this episode! Howard Scott Warshaw makes a special announcement that you fans will NOT want to miss!!

Go check out the site and listen to the podcast! You won't be sorry! If you like it, tell the guys SjN sent ya!

I'm outta here -
SjN

DVD GEEK!!

Geek Alert!

I just picked up Seasons One, Three and Four of Star Trek: The Next Generation! I now only need seasons six and seven to round out my set!

Last night I totally geeked out on Yesterday's Enterprise, Deja'Q, and Best Of Both Worlds Parts One and Two. It's funny, going back and re-watching these episodes really gets me to realize just how good this series actually was. It's one of those rare gems that no matter how many times you've watched an episode, you always find something new to take away from it.

Tonight, I'll be enjoying some season 4 goodness. Particularly Final Mission - Wesley Crusher's last episode, The Wounded - First appearance of the Cardassians and First Contact (how the movie should have been done!) But hey, that's just me.

In other DVD news, If you are a comic book fan, go and get Ultimate Avengers - The Movie on DVD! FANTASTIC Marvel Superhero flick! To my fellow comic book nerds, you won't be dissappointed. Now if only Marvel would do this same thing to Spider-Man, ROM Spaceknight and DeathLOK I'll be all set!

By the way, there is already an Ultimate Avengers II on the way! Hopefully these Animated movies will be a hit and more will be made! They really are well done and are great to play up in the office while working.

Well, I'd better get back to work. I've geeked out long enough. For some reason, the Man expects productivity out of me while I grace this cubicle...

Who'd a Thunk? Geek On!!
SjN

The Greatest Flash Game In History?

I've finally found it! The greatest flash game of all time! It's taken awhile but I think I've finally pulled it off.

I give you - Tactical Assassin

You start out the game being briefed on the mission. It centers around a terrorist organization called FMG. After completing missions in Chicago, you pick up and head off to Bagdad where it is discovered that their base of OPS are headquartered. Once a mission is completed, it's off to your next briefing. Intense gameplay ensues.

Heck, what's better than sniping stick figures? The gory stick figure aftermath thats what! Seriously, this game is totally awesome and it comes highly recommended from SjN himself.

Head on over and give it a shot (hehehe...Pun intended) yourself! Just be sure to come back and let me know what ya think!

SjN Out...

Federline - An Excercise in Idiocy

I gotta be honest here. I'm almost embarassed for the guy.

If you don't know what I'm going on about, watch this video of K-Fed's new single PopoZao. What the heck was this guy thinking? It has got to be the most pathetic excuse of self promotion I've ever seen. I don't know. He's fairly new to the recording scene I guess. Just cruising around the Net, It's not hard to come across a story or comment about Federline's latest single. His video is the butt of jokes across the blogosphere.

By far, the BEST joke has got to be the one from G4 TV. Now I'll say up front that I'm not a huge G4 fan but this video is a rare jewel in the archive of G4'dom. I had tears rolling down my eyes after watching Pereira go off in this video! Poor K-Fed... Everyone's got to take their lumps one way or Another.

Speaking of lumps. Here's the G4 video- K-Per's Cottage Cheese Thighs. Now, to get the full affect of G4's parody, you gotta watch Federlines video first. This is just classic stuff. My hat's off to G4 on this one.

Well, time to get busy. I've been slugging it behing this monitor for way too long! I've got work to do. Hope you enjoy this little tid-bit I found on the Net. Hey Pereira, If you come across this, GREAT JOB! This is definately a keeper.

I'm outta here-
SjN

Introducing - The Sprites!

What? Never heard of 'em? Well now you have. And if you're like me, as soon as you hear them, you too will head to your local music shop or iTunes store for your own CD. These guys are unbelievable.

They consider themselves indie/new wave/pop funk but I tend to throw them into the indie/folk category. I almost want to liken them to an updated Simon & Garfunkle.

Trust Me..... They're Good!

Here is their MySpace page. They've got 4 songs that you can sample. Let me know what you think!

Gettin My Grove on,
SjN

Home Theater - Starfleet Style!!

Just when you thought that kicking back to watch a good sci-fi flick couldn't get any cooler, some geek (I bow before his feet...) created the ultimate nerd home theater!!

Is this NOT the most AWESOME home theater experience you can think of? A theater themed off of the bridge of good ol' NCC-1701A herself. If you want to see more, head on over to -The Bridge Home Theater -

I just wish I had the room (and permission) to do something like this in my place. The attention to detail this guy stuck too is just fantastic! Go through the images he has on his site and sit back in awe at it's nerdy goodness.

Just sitting in that room watching say, Star Trek - Undiscovered Country has got to make it even that much better! The ambiance of your surroundings in this theater during a really good sci-fi movie would make for that much better of an experience. Sign me up!!

Want to know the best part about this home theater? It's when your NOT watching movies! Can you imagine, piping bridge sound effects through out the sound system then throwing on a simple Windows Starfield screensaver on the projecter? Yea.... let me guess. You got goosebumps too?

Thought so
Till Next Time -
SjN

So, You Think This Is Photoshopped??

Well Guess AGAIN!! This is actually a legit photograph of an airliner coming into the St. Marteen Airport. The lowest landing airport in the world! I've been to the Caribbean but I've never seen anything like this!

Here's a really cool Google video of an incoming airliner onto the flightline. This is absolutely insane! Could you imagine getting your relax on at that beach when you hear a distant rumble only to look up and see 5 billion tons of steel slowly coasting 10 feet above your head? I'm sorry, I'd need another pair of swimming trunks after that little encounter!!

Anyway, I thought this was extremely cool and thought I'd share!

Take Care-
SjN

"Go With Throttle Up..."

Those 4 words will forever be engrained in my thoughts when I think of the Challenger. On January 28,1986, twenty years ago today, the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded 74 seconds into liftoff taking 7 brave souls with her after the utterance of those 4 words.

Everyone that is old enough to remember that day, remembers exactly where they were and what they were doing when the news came across the wire of the sad outcome of that mission.

As I type this, the shuttle program is halted. Grounded. Is this a good thing? Probably yes. The space shuttle is in dire need of a redesign. But it should not signal the end to manned spaceflight. Spaceflight is dangerous. There are many risks involved and these astronauts understood that. They had the "Right Stuff". If we could sit down with those 7 brave souls and ask whether we should just give up, I believe they each would encourage us to press on.

When asked if we should mothball the space program, I can imagine those astronauts quoting "Q" from the Star Trek The Next Generation episode 'Q-Who' when he replies to Captain Picard:
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you had better go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here! It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross. But it's not for the timid."

Finally, I say to the crew of the Challenger, Godspeed. You have not been forgotten. You live on in our dreams. In our yearning to explore the heavens. As our fortieth president Ronald Reagan said -

"We shall never forget the last time we saw them, as they waved goodbye and slipped the surly bonds of Earth...

To touch the face of God."

Take Care,
SjN

The Infamous ATARI landfill - A Music Video???

In 1983 Atari transported around 15 truckloads of E.T and Pacman cartridges to a landfill in Alamogordo, NM, buried them, and left them for forgotten. So was born a legend. This legend has actually gained international notoriety.

But I've got something to add...

I lived in Alamogordo in 1983!!! I can honestly tell you that the infamous "landfill" event in fact did take place. It was all the news when it went down. You weren't allowed to go anywhere near that area of the landfill when the deed was done. A cement slab was actually poured over it's location. For more information on the whole landfill incident go here. Snopes did a really good job at confirming this once long thought myth. I just wish Atari & the State of New Mexico would allow visits to a partially uncovered section of the landfill. Talk about a geek Mecca!! I don't know about anyone else, but I'd definitely make the pilgrimage! But alas, one can only hope.

But that's not why I'm here. I found this really cool music video thats built around this conspiracy. These guys go on a pilgrimage to locate that secret cache of cartridges. Its actually a pretty good production!

Check it out right here -----> LANDFILL

Now if I could just locate that infamous ultimate Grand Prize, The Atari SwordQuest Sword...
SjN

Las Vegas - Make It So...

Greets all,
SjN here, getting an early start on the news.The 5th Annual Star Trek Convention Celebrating the 40th Anniversary of Star Trek is coming to Las Vegas on August 17th - 20th 2006!!I'm jumping on this early because hotel rooms will fill FAST as the date draws near. Trust me, I KNOW! This is going to be an extreme NERD BASH! I can feel it. I'm so excited right now, I think I'm going to break into decimal to binary conversions!I've sent a note to my buddies over at Return Of Whatever to get on board for the show. Hopefully we'll all get together for a great time of food, drink and Nerdy Mayhem! Heck, everyone knows what happens when you gather a bunch of geeks into one spot for something as nerdy as Star Trek!! Insanity ensues!As I learn more details, I'll pass the message along. For now, I'm planning on staying at the nerve center for all things Star Trek - The Hilton: Las Vegas!

Hope To See Everyone There!
SjN

SLAG TIME!!

Alright folks, time to ring my nerd bell loud and clear.

I just picked up Alien Nation - The Complete Series in all of its Sci-Fi, Nerd Luvin', Geek Gatherin' goodness!

This series is 100 percent responsible for me losing mass amounts of gaming and BBS time during its run. There wasn't too much that could pull me away from my Commodore 64 back in those days and this was a rare exception! The whole concept of the slags setting up shop here on good ol' Mother Earth and then playing out the whole "race card" issue made for some great science and fiction!

Nope, they just don't make 'em like this anymore.

In other 'SjN' news, I'm going for my CCNP certification test in a couple of weeks so I've been really hitting the books. I'm confident that I'll pass it. My problem is that I've got tons of "street smarts" as I work in Cisco gear every day. Its the "book smarts" that I need to brush up on. In other words, there is a right way to configure and troubleshoot Cisco routers & switches, a wrong way to configure and troubleshoot Cisco routers & switches, and a CISCO way configure and troubleshoot Cisco routers & switches!!!

Such is my delima.

Well, back to the books for some quality study time and then its time to pop open a Dr. Pepper, grab a bag of Doritos and "Nerd Out" on ALIEN NATION!!

Take Care All
Stay Nerdy!
SjN

Keyboards Gone Wild!!

Okay, I usually don't plug new stuff without taking it through its paces first but I just HAD to say some words about the unbelievable keyboard that it getting ready to hit the store shelves. I swear, my nerd bubble is about to friggin burst!

Its called the Optimus Keyboard.

Now get a load of this, each individual key is armed with a tiny LED screen which you can configure to your heart's desire. Are you a Photoshop geek? No problem. Just configure the keyboard to display each key shortcut with its own graphic. Are you an online gaming fan? Again, just configure your keyboard to display the pertinent key commands all in its own colorful glory!

The coolness factor of this amazing keyboard is off the charts!

The Optimus Keyboard is slated for release on February 1st, 2006! Its rumored that the price will be in the $100 - $300 dollar range. Yea a bit pricey but well worth the cash if your an avid Photoshop user or other application that uses intensive keyboard commands.

If you want to learn more about this nifty little device, just head on over to their website-

The Optimus Keyboard

Now granted, I have yet to get my hands on this beauty, so I could be spewing out total garbage at this point. Just keep an eye out on the Net for this keyboard. Reviews are sure to start pouring in soon. I feel it is my duty as a nerd, to keep the masses informed on really cool geeky stuff coming around the corner!

I'm outta here.
Keep On Geekin!!
SjN